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Monday Humor to Get Your Week Going

I don’t know about you but for me Monday is not the best day! Surprise huh?

Anyway, I have just got in email a Super Funny Joke and I wanted to share! Please let me know if you aware who is original author of this sketch so I could give the credit! It is too funny:

If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today their famous sketch, ‘Who’s on First?’ might have turned out something like this:

COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: Thanks. I’m setting up an office in my den and I’m thinking
about
buying a computer.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: No, the name’s Lou.

ABBOTT: Your computer?

COSTELLO: I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: I told you, my name’s Lou.

ABBOTT: What about Windows?

COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?

COSTELLO: I don’t know. What will I see when I look at the windows?

ABBOTT: Wallpaper.

COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.

ABBOTT: Software for Windows?

COSTEL LO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write
proposals, track expenses and run my business.
What do you have?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

ABBOTT: I just did.

COSTELLO: You just did what?

ABBOTT: Recommend something.

COSTELLO: You recommended something?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: For my office?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!

ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.

COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let’s just say I’m
sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?

ABBOTT: Word.

COSTELLO: What word?

ABBOTT: Word in Office.

COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?

ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue ‘W’.

COSTELLO: I’m going to click your blue ‘w’ if you don’t start with some
straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping?
You have anything I can track my money with?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: That’s right… What do yo u have?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?

ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.

COSTELLO: What’s bundled with my computer?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?

ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.

COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?

ABBOTT: One copy.

COSTELLO: Isn’t it illegal to copy money?

ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.

COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?

ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!

(A few days later)

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?

ABBOTT: Click on ‘START’ …

Once again, this sketch his from an email I got. If you know who is the author, let me know I would be happy to give full credit!

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13 Responses to “Monday Humor to Get Your Week Going”

  1. Scott Thrall says:

    Very funny, nice start for a Monday.
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  2. gennadiy says:

    Really funny.Interesting story.thanks

  3. McTwist says:

    ha ha ha i enjoyed really very funny for the Monday start ups it is really awesome!
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  4. Andrew Keir says:

    This almost isn’t a joke. I’ve had that conversation nearly word for word with 100 customers in the past. Ha, ha.
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  5. Susana says:

    really after a weekend we dont like to go for the same boring work but when i read your post about the start ups my mind changed & with a fresh mind i am planning to go for my new project !made me happy!
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  6. I don’t want to “rain on the parade” here; but that’s an old one…
    REAL old. I seriously doubt you’ll ever find its origin. But it IS a good one for th’ young among us who haven’t heard it.
    :o)
    RD

  7. Mark Krusch says:

    Hey Alex,
    Pretty funny! Kind of an old “who’s on first” take off with a modern day computer spin. Thanks for sharing.

    -Mark
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  8. moralde says:

    COSTELLO is better off using his old typewriter in this case.
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  9. Recenzje says:

    Awesome! That was truly hilarious, though if you’ve ever worked with computers AND people who don’t know anything about them it’ll be more sad than funny ;)

  10. Pretty funny. I watched some Abott & Costello movies past years and although it is not very subtle kind of humour I can’t say the movies aren’t funny. They are funny indeed, and this sketch about buying computer is really great. Based on simple and genius idea of comedy of mistakes.
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  11. Stefan says:

    Not bad, I can imagine the whole scenario in front of me. There must have been something similar created already? Windows/Windows, Office/Office and Start/Off.
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  12. Tim Winter says:

    I’m glad I stumbled upon this one. funny post, thanks.
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